"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac. "
Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time. "
Kyoyo, age 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. "
Armir, age 9

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, age 9