A young man graduated with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from the back woods, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old hillbilly's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

The hillbilly thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all had our way with it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"

After another moment, the hillbilly said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's wife, a good looking woman, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all had our way with her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "Good gravy, I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?"

The old hillbilly dropped his head as if he were ashamed, and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."