Pierre, him come run up to da front and Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin wheel. Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panicky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Airline 10210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscience an I don't know nuttin bout flyin dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," someone answer.

"Don you worry bout nuttin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave aryting ta us.

Fus, how high are you and what's you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten and I'm all da way To da front of da plane."

"No! No!", answer da tower. "What's you altitude and where's you location?"

Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from Thibodaux!"

"No! No!", came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet You got off da ground and how you plane's in relation to da airport!"

Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's an mine, we got four feet offa da ground, an I don't believe dis plane's related to you airport!!"

A long pause......."We needs to know who you next of kin is and where to send da flowers!"